Drunk kicking Bison

If only the bison could talk..."What the hell did you kick me for... guess what, now it's my turn".... THUMP...
"hey dumb ass wanna try again"..... " Geez, stupid humans..."

According to the scorecard, a trip to the hospital, as a result of a bison incident, is worth 100 points.

A simple ground goring is worth one point. But if the goring was preceded by a charge, two points are awarded.

Eight hundred points are presented for flying over a fence due to a head butt.

The real money winners, however, are for de-pantsing: 1,000 points; goring and getting tossed into a tree: 2,000 points; goring, getting tossed into a tree, and de-pantsing: 10 million points.

Well, people do mind bogglingly stupid things while drunk...Ask me how I know this?

BULL'S-EYE said:

Well, people do mind bogglingly stupid things while drunk...Ask me how I know this?

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The most dangerous words in the world.... "Hold my beer, I have a great idea"!!

^^^^Looks like 2000 points to me!!!

DARWIN LIVES!!!!!!

Daryll (Macbullet) said:

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He shoots! He scores! Bison 1, moron 0...

I'm usually not one to look at a person's name and associate it with anything but... Clarance Yoder? For some reason I wasn't a bit surprised

BearBiologist said:

DARWIN LIVES!!!!!!

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People always say you can't fix stupid, well of course you can, but the problem is that the fix is eternal/permanent

I have a photo somewhere of me approaching a herd. My bud ask If I couldn't read the warning signs. I told him he should see that I always had another idiot in between me & the herd, & that he knew I was fast.

It worked that time & I called my luck & quit the game. But what is life without poking the bear at least time or two?

gunzo said:

I have a photo somewhere of me approaching a herd. My bud ask If I couldn't read the warning signs. I told him he should see that I always had another idiot in between me & the herd, & that he knew I was fast.

It worked that time & I called my luck & quit the game. But what is life without poking the bear at least time or two?

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If you live to do it twice!!!

I saw the title and thought it was the Mountain States' version of the Dropkick Murphys.

The article even stated he was a candidate for a Darwin Award. I can just see it in my minds eye. Drunk guy walks up to the backside of the bison, kicks it, and bison does the same with a better effect on the drunk. I wonder how far he flew.

gunzo said:

I have a photo somewhere of me approaching a herd. My bud ask If I couldn't read the warning signs. I told him he should see that I always had another idiot in between me & the herd, & that he knew I was fast.

It worked that time & I called my luck & quit the game. But what is life without poking the bear at least time or two?

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"What's life without poking the bear at least a time or two"
That's exactly what Hugh Glass said right before…..!

BearBiologist said:

DARWIN LIVES!!!!!!

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Notice if he gets one more he'll be an Ace.