What's some of your original wit, wisdom and/or philosophy?

[KIR]

It's only a quarter moon, but my heart's on sale for a dime.
(I may be cheap, but I'm not free!)

I have found that a damsel comes to the rescue of Knight more often then Knight comes to the rescue of a damsel.

Looking for the thrill ride of your life? THINK!

I'd rather be a friend, then have friends.

When first we met, I put you on a pedestal…all the better to see your panties.
Through your words, thoughts, actions and deeds, you have slowly chipped away at your pedestal. Now you are standing in a hole…THREE FEET DEEP!

Let others judge your own worth. Don't judge your own. You will undervalue yourself.

 

[dweis]

I do not carry weapons. I only carry survival tools.

 

[eveled]

Some nits shouldn't be picked.

 

[hittman]

See people for what they are, not what you want them to be.

 

[44Squatch]

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

 

[codebreaker]

Let someone else carry the nitro.

 

[blume357]

the only thing dumber than taking a shower with a cat is trying it with two cats.....

(personal experience)

 

[Bob Wright]

America's greatest resource is our children.

Bob Wright

 

[wolfsong]

Never criticize a free meal.

No one should leave your home hungry unless it is by their choice.

 

[Jeepnik]

Not mine, but my dad's, and it's in my sig line
"Every man should have at least one good rifle and know how to use it".
What I added when I taught this to my kids is "And being willing to use it when needed".
Lots of folks own rifles, not many know how to use them and even fewer have the will to use them.

 

[rugerguy]

don't get all wrapped up in living, your're not getting out of this life alive.

don't eat yellow snow.....

Uncle Murphy (Murphys' law) was an optimist.....

always thank the Lord for what you have .........

 

[Snake45]

You can't plug a toaster into another toaster. You won't get any toast.

 

[Hvymax]

Ain't never too late for a Hunting Accident!
You never see "yourself" in the mirror.
(Facepalm) I coulda had a BJ!!!
I wouldn't know what to do with something that small.
He's got Bald Napoleon Complex.
If it was a prick it would screw ya.
I don't just Drive like One
Give me a minute. I'm almost done with the horse you rode in on.

 

[Randyzzz]

It's not what you buy, it's what you build.

The cost of cool ain't cheap.

If it isn't worth doing right it isn't worth doing at all.

Overkill is barely adequate.

Everybody credits this to Tim the Tool Man Taylor, but I've been saying it for ages- "Don't look at it as a broken part. Look at it as an opportunity to upgrade!"

From one of my friends, directed at me: "You're the only guy I know who will spend 2 hours building a tool so that you can do a 1 hour job in 30 minutes".

 

[sfhogman]

"A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way."

-Mark Twain

 

[Feel the 'Pane]

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Twain

Keep nuclear weapons safety in focus

It's hard to get off a good shot when you're being eaten!

Peace through superior firepower.

 

[GRAMPS 51]

I dont understand all i know about it

Gramps

 

[davevabch]

In a gunfight, remember this. The first shot fired is the most critical. Remember that the bad guy has the element of surprise. Focus on the first shot, not the last shots of a high capacity magazine. Yea, you might get off a second shot but don't press your luck. Be fast, be quick, be accurate or be Dead.

Myself

 

[Hvymax]

If I knew what I was doing I wouldn't be
doing this.
If I was Right I wouldn't be here.
If you meet someone who seems normal on a Construction site he's the one with a clown suit and a crawlspace full of bodies.
If he's got a few obvious screws loose or a few Genes short of a wardrobe he belongs here.
That least common denominator you have been searching for your whole life. You've Arrived.

 

[Hvymax]

I bet you raised the IQ in Louisiana so much that they could go back to Thanking God for Mississippi!!! When you moved to West Virginia!!!