I guess this would be the area to relate this true story that happened yesterday.
Saw a big fat groundhog gnawing and scratching on the doors to my shed. I went to see and he took off. Well, I figured something was medically wrong with him for wanting to eat my wood doors so I waited and watched (covertly) for him to come back. He did in about 10 minutes and started going at the door again. Well, at this point I figured he needed to be cured of these actions. So, Doctor Ron injected him with 3 doses (40 grains each) of lead and miraculously he was cured and didn't do anymore chewing on the shed doors. I used one of those new fangled automatic injectors (Suppressed Ruger Mark III) - Boy what science can come up with to make giving shots to varmint animals easy.
Oh, and being the animal loving environmentalist that I am, I even helped feed the turkey buzzards that hang around in the field behind my house 5 minutes after curing the groundhog of his wood gnawing habit.
Saw a big fat groundhog gnawing and scratching on the doors to my shed. I went to see and he took off. Well, I figured something was medically wrong with him for wanting to eat my wood doors so I waited and watched (covertly) for him to come back. He did in about 10 minutes and started going at the door again. Well, at this point I figured he needed to be cured of these actions. So, Doctor Ron injected him with 3 doses (40 grains each) of lead and miraculously he was cured and didn't do anymore chewing on the shed doors. I used one of those new fangled automatic injectors (Suppressed Ruger Mark III) - Boy what science can come up with to make giving shots to varmint animals easy.
Oh, and being the animal loving environmentalist that I am, I even helped feed the turkey buzzards that hang around in the field behind my house 5 minutes after curing the groundhog of his wood gnawing habit.