I had 2 mid 20s brothers working for me.
From what I heard the younger brother was a pretty good baseball player in our local newspaper league.
One day the younger one came in and took his cap off and asked how I liked his haircut.
There was none. Bald as an egg.
When I asked why he shaved his head, he said playing ball he'd get hot, sweat, dirt would stick to him, etc.
Later that day, after the younger one had left, the older one showed up, and asked how I liked his d*** h*** brothers hair. (his words)
I said it made sense playing ball and all.
The older one then said that's not why he did it.
He said he took his brother to "his" shop and said he'd tell his brother which girl to get to cut his hair, but no, his brother had to get the pretties girl with the biggest boobs to do his.
She chopped him up.
He went to his girlfriend who said she could fix it.
She screwed it up worse.
By that time all he could do was buzz it all off.