The dreaded halftime show fiasco, Part Two.

[wolfsong]

Just as soon as we were able to recover our senses and put the ugliness of Sunday's atrocity behind us, the pundits have relit the fire. It seems that there is some evidence that Ribona or Ramoba or whatever her name is - are you ready for THIS scandal? - lip synched her performance! Oh, the audacity! Do the pundits really think people would be upset by this grievous transgression? Who, exactly, would care? The football fans who paid thousands of dollars to watch the GAME, the Ramona fans in the stadium (clue: there weren't any - her demographic of fans couldn't afford the price of a Superbowl ticket)? The viewers at home who couldn't possibly hear the difference listening through the speakers of their TVs?

Lip synching or lip stinking; it really, really doesn't matter. No one cares. Really. At all. Anywhere.

Next.

 

[ProfessorWes]

I read somewhere that during halftime, Andy Reid threatened to bench any Chiefs player who tried to sneak out of the locker room to watch Rihanna's performance.

From the clips I've subsequently seen of that "performance," Coach Andy had the right idea.

Edited to include, for no reason at all, Chiefs WR JuJu Smith-Schuster's reaction to all the Philly fans complaining about that last defensive holding call.

 

[LDM]

How about selecting some university marching bands to perform the halftime show instead of these lamebrain "celebrity" clowns?