What's some of your original wit, wisdom and/or philosophy?

[Hvymax]

If I knew what I was doing I wouldn't be doing this.

 

[rem58sport]

There is nothing more permanent than a temporary solution that works...

 

[Snake45]

There is nothing more permanent than a temporary solution that works...

Or, if it's a government "solution," that doesn't work at all.

 

[pyth0n]

Time's sure fun when you're serving flies.

Fun sure flies when you're serving time.

Second mouse gets the cheese.

I was never as young as I used to be.

 

[WendyZXZ]

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance baffle 'em with....

You know what comes next!

 

[Fox Mike]

Clint Eastwood was asked how he kept going at his age. He said: "Never let the old man in." I try to follow that advice

 

[Mega Twin]

I guy I used to work with at an auto repair shop always told the customer when he / she was explaining the problem told them not to worry,he could fix it if it took every dime they had!

 

[MADDOG 521]

No matter where you go, there you are

 

[Ride1949]

We don't know where we are or where we're going, but we're making really good time.

 

[arfmel]

Why's it getting so hot, and where are we going in this handbasket?

 

[Don Lovel]

"You should be as calm as the mules pulling the nitro wagon"

 

[Paladin]

My wife and I were extremely happy for 20 years. Then we met.

 

[KIR]

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance baffle 'em with....

I am just baffled, as I don't remember starting this post, but good one Wendy!

 

[Johnny-Baseball]

My wife ran off with my best friend, and I miss him.

 

[Snake45]

Women--Ya can't live with 'em, ya can't afford Johnnie Cochran.

Oh, wait. That is SO 20th Century and Politically Incorrect. Let me try again:

Women--Ya can't live with 'em, and Johnnie Cochran's DEAD.

 

[caryc]

Haven't actually ran across any of it yet. I'm hoping it's in there somewhere.

 

[RSIno1]

Didn't read all 6 pages so if it was said before it bears repeating - Common sense isn't so common

 

[Hvymax]

We don't know where we are or where we're going, but we're making really good time.

If you don't care where you're going you can't get lost!!!

 

[Snake45]

Didn't read all 6 pages so if it was said before it bears repeating - Common sense isn't so common

I heard it as, "Common sense is now so rare it should be considered a superpower."

 

[caryc]

If you don't care where you're going you can't get lost!!!

You can get lost, you just don't know you're lost.