Jack Bauer bag
But what exactly is in Jack's bag? That mysterious bag has enabled Jack to single-handedly throttle the plans of an international terrorist organization with seemingly unlimited resources and manpower. After countless hours of research, I have unraveled the mystery of what Jack keeps in his jaunty over-the-shoulder number that enables him to fight a one man battle against global terrorism. Here is the invoice from Jack's bag.
* Three vials of sodium pentothal
* Chase's other arm- there is no way that Jack was unaware that Chase broke Kim's heart. Jack always gets his revenge.
* Copy of CTU Distress Codes (2004 Edition)
* Three Cruise missiles
* Four pairs of flexicuffs
* Sun Tzu's The Art of War
* Medieval Iron Maiden
* Pair of pearl-handled Colt revolvers
* Habib Marwan's heart
* Sunglasses
* Cell phone and PDA chargers
* Band-Aids
* Swiss Army knife
* Box of Powerbars
* Two Fruit Punch Gatorades
* Change of underwear
* Schematics of every building in Los Angeles
* Two claymore anti-personal mines
* Driver's License, Helicopter Pilot's License, Airplane Pilot's License, SCUBA certification card, CPR certification card, Frequent Finagler card
* Bamboo shoots (for torture)
* Branding irons (for torture)
* Three pints of type sensitive blood
* iPod
* Kim's senior portrait from high school
* Approximately 17,000 9mm bullets
* Flare gun
* Night vision goggles
* Centrum A-Zinc vitamins
* Copy of Barstool Sports
* Arab-English dictionary, Spanish-English dictionary, Farsi-English dictionary, Russian-English dictionary
* Heroin
* Mass Card for Edgar's wake
* Hit List
* Picture of him and Tony Almeida performing "Love Is a Battlefield" at CTU: Los Angeles' Annual Karaoke Christmas Party
* Business Cards
* Pepper Spray
* AK-47
* Altoids
* Gas Mask
* EpiPen
* Ticket for year long vacation, flight leaves tomorrow at 8:30 AM