What's some of your original wit, wisdom and/or philosophy?

[Hvymax]

 

[pawncop]

You are never more than one bad decision from ruining your reputation and/or your life.

 

[Ray Newman]

In real life be the bad a*s you claim to be on social media

 

[Watertender]

Another bit of wisdom from my grandpa. "I don't mind a man that takes a drink, I just don't like when the drink takes the man"...

 

[steveodtw]

Not original but favorites borrowed...

"There is no road to happiness. Happiness is the road."

"The older I get, the better I was."

 

[Jeepnik]

Not original but favorites borrowed...

"There is no road to happiness. Happiness is the road."

"The older I get, the better I was."

On a more modern note.
"I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was". From a country song. Then again there is a lot of truth in country songs, especially the old ones.

 

[Hvymax]

On a more modern note.
"I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was". From a country song. Then again there is a lot of truth in country songs, especially the old ones.

Concern is the First time you can't Twice!!!
Panic is the Second time you can't Once!!!

 

[Watertender]

Concern is the First time you can't Twice!!!
Panic is the Second time you can't Once!!!

Viagra.....

 

[steveodtw]

On a more modern note.
"I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was". From a country song. Then again there is a lot of truth in country songs, especially the old ones.

"I can still jump as high. I just can't jump as high as long." Waylan Jennings.

 

[Snake45]

On a more modern note.
"I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was". From a country song. Then again there is a lot of truth in country songs, especially the old ones.

Toby Keith. It's a fine, fine song.

 

[Bob Wright]

Well, here's one from my Dad:

"I'm a Hardshell Baptist. I believe in what will be will be, if it don't never be."

(My Dad was sort of a character. But, at his funeral, one lady remarked to my Mother, "But Mrs. Wright, he was so kind!")

Bob Wright

 

[Randyzzz]

You know you're old when you wake up in the morning and the stuff that should be stiff, isn't. But everything else is.

You lose your memory first so you won't miss all the other stuff.

Not mine, but I use it…
"Don't argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience."

 

[arfmel]

"Never try to teach a pig to sing
It wastes your time and annoys the pig"

 

[GypsmJim]

I remember years ago when they started talking about wearing PPE on the job. I taped a condom to my hardhat and labeled it PPPPE.
That week at the Safety Meeting my contribution was If you think she's spunky cover your monkey. If she's been through a passel wrap that rascal. Before you hump cover your stump. Let's be safe out there!!!

My wife doesn't like many jokes. But she sure laughed when I told her that one....

(but only after I explained what PPE was - she never worked in a factory)

 

[MHtractorguy]

It's easier to keep up than to catch up.

A winner never quits and a quitter never wins.

 

[Snake45]

"Never try to teach a pig to sing
It wastes your time and annoys the pig"

But if the pig can also play the flute, she could possibly make a butt-ton of money!

(This refers to another thread on another topic entirely. IYKYK. )

 

[Snake45]

It's easier to keep up than to catch up.

A winner never quits and a quitter never wins.

You reminded me of a good one: Never time to do it right, but always time to do it over.

 

[arfmel]

"Good planning and hard work pay off in the future.
Laziness pays off today."

 

[44Squatch]

Understanding women is like trying to explain what the temperature of the color of the number 7 smells like.

Couldn't have been said any better …

 

[carbonfibrebob]

The older I get the smarter my dad is

Nulla promissio crastina